Aproko Gist

Let me do small aproko πŸ˜ƒ

So, on my way back this night, I met this girl.

Where I was coming from, I take four drops to and fro.

I met her in the second drop, we sat in the same taxi. She was by the left door and I was in the middle.

She's a slim, pretty, brown skinned girl.

When the third person got in, I had to adjust, she kept shifting, trying to avoid my body touching hers.

Don tell me "some people don't like body contact nye nye nye", I will slap you! πŸ˜’

Fine sweet boy like me, smelling nice... 😊

I didn't bother, I was concentrating on downloading the PDF of a research article I needed to read tonight.

We got to the next junction, lo and behold, she was going my way again. We boarded the same keke.

She kept avoiding body contact.

Don't worry! You'll soon know why the thing is paining me! 😣

Breeze was just blowing her hair in my face. I did not talk because she fixed straw curls. It's my favorite hair. It's usually perfect on my ex.

The hair didn't have any smell, but in my mind I had sprayed lavender on it.

The hold up was pretty bad, so when the keke was close to our destination, we came off almost simultaneously and walked the remaining short distance.

She walked in front. She wore a blue jean and a red and black flowery long sleeved shirt. She's my size πŸ™ˆ

She was just walking fast and shaking one thing... πŸ˜†

So, she got to the express oh, a very busy express and paused.

I bounced in like 10 seconds later 😎

I no reach 3 seconds, I enter road, cars were just putting head anyhow, plus the damn traffic.

Next thing I saw, aunty was beside me oh, gripping my right arm.

Hian!! I thought you don like body contact!!

Any step I take she'll take. She was even giggling; "oh my God! This is crazy"

No aunty! You're crazy!

I waved at one evil bus to chill let's pass, oga no gree, she said "oh my God! They won't let us pass!"

Hollup!! Did you say us?! You and who? This girl doesn't know me oh, I'll just leave your sorry ass here and hop across. After dodging my body, you're now holding me and saying us πŸ˜’ it's like your head pan is shaking.

After doing hard woman, hard woman, ordinary road with plenty cars you kannor cross.

You're hiding behind me, you've seen who's good to die πŸ˜’

After crossing, she laughed in excitement, like it was some experience and started walking fast again.

We ended up in the same cab; the last drop, again.

Are you waiting for where I took her number?

πŸ˜‚

I didn't oh, I don have energy biko

Because if I tell you say I love you oh,

My money, my body, na my own oh, baby... πŸ˜†

Shaa, we stay in the same area πŸ˜ƒ if Fate is very serious, she should cross our paths again.

And, if you stay in Life Camp, Abuja, ask your sisters how they crossed Area 3 express last night, in case you're harboring my unknown lover. πŸ˜‹

Enjoy the rest of the week.

🚢

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